CSI: HENRY COUNTY
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February 26, 2022
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Well we can't have an unattractive goat in the role for the TV series. How about an adorable collie owned by a boy named Timmy ?
Posted by: Clankie | February 26, 2022 at 09:26 AM
You just never know what goats are thinking.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | February 26, 2022 at 09:38 AM
Yeah, but can he turn on a TV like Arnold Ziffel?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | February 26, 2022 at 09:44 AM
Did the goat beat him mercilessly with a billie club, NO, I just butted the perp in the end?
Posted by: McButt the crime goat | February 26, 2022 at 10:22 AM
In New Mexico, Texas, and other parts of the Southwest, the goat would be invited to attend a cabrito roast and beer party to be held in appreciation and memory of his snitching to the cops.
Posted by: Le Petomane | February 26, 2022 at 10:26 AM