AS LONG AS IT’S CONSENTING CHEESE, WE DON’T CARE

What is the Government Doing With Billions of Pounds of Cheese?

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Comments

[cfjk]

Now we know why those large blocks of sliced Swiss-American cheese are no longer available at Costco. First they kill JfK, then they bring down those three WTC towers on 911, and now this, Enough is enough!

[Le Petomane]

It's time for Congress to cut the cheese and clear the air.

[man tom]

Yahoo News erroneously reported the following:

Deep in the caves of Missouri the U.S. government has stored 1.4 billion pounds of cheese for decades

Correction:

Japanese, 1.4 billion pounds of Japanese are being stored underground in Missouri. This is probably why there are no Japanese left in Japan which has solved the housing crisis the now vacant nation has experienced since around the time John lost his mind and married, uhggg...Yoko.

The person responsible will be forced to listen to Yoko sing indefinitely.

[Jim]

The security personnel may be enjoying some old Wallace and Gromit films in the underground bunker.

[Clankie]

Rats like cheese. Just sayin'.

[J. Fidelito Trudeau]

We don't need no stinkin' foreign cheese here in Canada. Keep your damn Yankee-American cheese in Wisconsin where it belongs, for we need to keep our bridges unclogged and open to trucks carrying god ol' Canadian cars like Ford & Chevrolet across the border.

[Lucky Jack]

Let's hope they never figure out how to cut it.