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February 23, 2022

AS IF THIS UKRAINE THING WASN'T BAD ENOUGH

Bees are explosively ejaculating to death during heat waves

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker and pharmaross)

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This explains why honey is so sticky.

So kinda like when you try to suppress a sneeze?

That reminds me of my college dorm...

Men!

Yeah but,did you see the smiles on all their faces?

Yeah, darlin' gonna make it happen
Gonna fire a phallus the size of our abdomen and burst into space
like a true nature's child
We were born
Born to be wild
We can ejaculate so high
I never wanna die
Born to be wild

No worries unless this malady expands to include humans. Then undertakers would profit by all the time it would take to get the big grins off the deceased mens faces and hiring extra help to get the casket lids closed.

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