AND THE BARTENDER SAYS ‘WHY THE LONG BODY?’

8.5ft Black Mamba Slithered Into Lounge As Man Watched TV

Incredibly, not Australia.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Steverino]

Sounds like another place not to visit.

[cfjk]

And the snake says: "You're SUCH a charmer! But me a drink and I'll show you."

[pharmaross]

This Black Mama is still rockin' it in her 70s!

[Le Petomane]

There could be a very fatal flaw with "catch and release" of super deadly snakes. It seems like it's up to the snake catcher just where its "safe" to turn these venomous critters loose. Perhaps his mothers-in-law garden or the backyard of an irritating boss?

Psychological testing of snake catchers would prove useless as they are already nuttier than a fruitcake.

Definitely there needs to be a committee meeting to discuss why it is a wise move to give super deadly reptiles a free ride to a safe place where they can come back with a surly attitude and attack again?

Just asking for some inquiring minds here in Geezer Acres.

[wanderer2575]

"We don't see many black mambas in here."

"At these prices, you won't see many more."

Thank you; I'll be here all week. Be sure to tip your server.

[Ralph]

What's incredible about it? Mambas are not native to Australia,

You're more likely to see a samba there.

[PirateBoy]

Kobe was actually 6'4 3/4" tall.

[Clankie]

Reporter: Hold Still. I need to measure how long you are.
Snake: Certainly.

[LeDud]

A bossa nova serpent. Cool.

[cfjk]

The snake was just looking for the toilet.