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January 18, 2022


Alberta's poop predicts the peak of the Omicron infections is near

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)


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Fear? Some jobs just depend on ones ability to pick out the ground pepper from the fly shit.

Apparently, in Alberta the tried and proven soothsayer tests such as reading tea leaves or diving chicken entails aren't accurate enough for Alberta Canadians.

The takeaway of this article is You need to go to a university and get a degree in Crapology to prove you know your shit or you'll wind up shoveling it.

Another takeaway: Chicken get a reprieve.

So Omicron scared the Canucks so bad that they lost it, eh?

So Alberta's using poop to peek at the peak?

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