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(Thanks to many people. TOO many people.)
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Send her to Washington.
Posted by: Unclear on the Concept | January 06, 2022 at 08:58 AM
She needs to switch over to selling jars of her bathwater like another fetching online wench out there. Less strenuous. If she farts in the tub, those jars should definitely demand a premium.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 06, 2022 at 08:59 AM
I always wondered just how breatharians were able to survive.
Posted by: cfjk | January 06, 2022 at 09:10 AM
Gas at the pump is cheaper than her's.
Posted by: Steverino | January 06, 2022 at 09:16 AM
She doesn't appear to be a very smart feller.
Posted by: Fart Smeller | January 06, 2022 at 09:19 AM
Another Nostradamus prediction come to pass.
Posted by: Clankie | January 06, 2022 at 09:36 AM
Wait - she had pain in her abdomen, and thought it was a stroke? Just how far did she get her head up there?
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | January 06, 2022 at 10:20 AM
Snork @Gustav.
Her clients will no longer be able to own the physical jar of Stephanie’s gas, but they will be able to purchase them as digital artworks on the blockchain.
I have no idea what that means .. and I'm not going to bother looking it up.
Posted by: MOTW, admitted geezer | January 06, 2022 at 10:32 AM
I'm sorry I ever bought one. It lingers around after you open it. I can get the smell off of my carpet."
Posted by: man tom | January 06, 2022 at 10:51 AM
I can now breathe easier.
Posted by: Static Joeage | January 06, 2022 at 11:01 AM
Will she lose her Mensa membership?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 06, 2022 at 11:05 AM
THANK YOU!
I've considered lunch jut a fad anyway.
Posted by: guy | January 06, 2022 at 11:18 AM
It's amazing how many of us have been giving our farts away for free all these years.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 06, 2022 at 11:24 AM
Are farts the new bitcoin ?
Posted by: LeDud | January 06, 2022 at 01:14 PM
Are bitcoin the new farts?
Posted by: Otto Kryptos | January 06, 2022 at 02:05 PM
Today is National BEAN Day. Coincidence?
Posted by: MOTW | January 06, 2022 at 02:45 PM
Also - where does nursecindy stand on all this?
Posted by: MOTW | January 06, 2022 at 02:46 PM
MOTW: upwind, hopefully.
Posted by: Alex | January 06, 2022 at 06:05 PM
Snork @ a lot of people!
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 06, 2022 at 07:28 PM
If this gal can find 50 customers a week to shell out $1000 for Fart-in-a-Jar (insert Trademark symbol here), she should try bottling turds and charging $10,000.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | January 06, 2022 at 08:41 PM
All these years, I’ve been married to a goldmine!
Posted by: Commander McBragg | January 12, 2022 at 05:14 PM