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January 23, 2022

WE THINK THIS IS IMPORTANT, BUT WE CAN'T READ IT

Doctor Claims It's Possible To Fart Yourself Blind

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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This is why one should never fart and stare at the Sun simultaneously.

This lends some credibility to those who have been saying all along that Beano was a miracle drug.

Out Of Sight

I'll just fart until I need glasses.

Sadly, too late for me. I already need glasses.

I fart in Dr. Youn's general direction.

If this was really true, I'd have been sightless by the sixth grade.

Also can cause hairy palms.

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