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Doctors have diagnosed the condition as 'restless anal syndrome'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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Doctors have diagnosed the condition as 'restless anal syndrome'
(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)
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A calm gerbil is a happy gerbil.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 31, 2022 at 10:20 AM
Dr. Kildare quit after that episode.
Posted by: Clankie | January 31, 2022 at 10:24 AM
From the article:
"the doctors put their fingers on the restless anal syndrome diagnosis."
Yikes.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | January 31, 2022 at 10:28 AM
My restless anal syndrome flares every time I consume beans, cruciferous vegatables, or carbonated beverages.
Posted by: Phil McCrackin | January 31, 2022 at 10:33 AM
@- Steve (The 24 Guy) -
Ya beat me to it.
Posted by: Guy | January 31, 2022 at 10:34 AM
Soon to be a Disney movie called: "The Bung & The Restless"
Posted by: Booty Judge | January 31, 2022 at 10:40 AM
Shucks, folks here in Flathead County have been dealing with restless butt syndrome long before anyone ever heard of covid. There are three easy cures:
(1) Get out of town.
(2) Drink more beer.
(3) Stop reading stupid medical studies.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 31, 2022 at 10:46 AM
Oh Sh*t!
Posted by: Steverino | January 31, 2022 at 10:49 AM
This would have made a great plotline for a House, M.D. episode.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 31, 2022 at 11:12 AM
Time for a benefit concert, 'Anal Aid' headlined by Kneel Young and Meatloaf's son Meatball.
Posted by: man tom | January 31, 2022 at 11:18 AM
The first case of restless anal syndrome in early Middle Eastern civilizations was immortalized by ancient Egyptians in the famous statue of the Great Sphincter of Giza.
Posted by: Dick Ramdass | January 31, 2022 at 11:25 AM
Wait a minute...they were looking for brain disorders after a complaint of anal discomfort? Was the patient an elected official?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 31, 2022 at 11:46 AM
Teenage boy all got the restless pee-pee disorder it seems to me if they're saying it's a "compulsion to move" the effected limb or orifice or what-have-you.
Posted by: Gustav A. Honkentooter | January 31, 2022 at 01:32 PM
I think Scott McKenzie song "San Francisco" included this phrase.
Posted by: Loco | January 31, 2022 at 03:43 PM
Is this similar to when dogs get the butt scootin' boogy?
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 31, 2022 at 05:10 PM
Did I hear someone holler, "Sooo-EEE!" ?
Posted by: Cletus | January 31, 2022 at 06:05 PM
It's a little-known fact that Johnny Rivers originally wanted to sing, "I've got the restless anal syndrome and the boogie-woogie flu".
Posted by: nursecindy | January 31, 2022 at 06:26 PM