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Nephew who took uncle's corpse to post office for pension 'didn't know he was dead'
Totally plausible.
(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w
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He was just stunned.
Posted by: Alkali Bill | January 24, 2022 at 03:31 PM
Twice in two days. Dave, you're getting rusty.
Posted by: suzie q wacvet | January 24, 2022 at 03:37 PM
He was just pinin' for the fjords.
Posted by: Steverino | January 24, 2022 at 03:46 PM
@suzie - this is an update to yesterday’s story.
Also the guy was probably just sleeping.
Posted by: Loco | January 24, 2022 at 04:19 PM
Oh, come on! Just because he's been jailed for two years, had a drug problem, stole from his aunt, and various other things does not mean he's an eejit or cuckoo. The fact he tried to drag his dead uncle into a post office to get his pension definitely shows he's not only an eejit but a moron too. I've seen people that were....no longer alive and it's pretty clear that they are no longer among the living when you first see them. If you're still not sure shaking them a little bit will usually confirm they're dead.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 24, 2022 at 04:20 PM
"He's not dead! He's just resting."
Posted by: Cuckoo Eejit | January 24, 2022 at 06:11 PM
I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I feel like going for a walk.
Posted by: Eejit's Uncle | January 24, 2022 at 06:39 PM
This reminds me of the two hunters that were camping out and drinking beer around the fire when one of them grabs his chest and falls over.
His inebriated and distraught friend calls 911.
"911 operator, how may I help you?"
"My friend and I were out camping when my pard grabbed his chest and fell over. I think he's dead!"
911 operator. "Calm down and don't panic. First you need to make sure he's dead."
"OK."
Minutes later, the operator hears a loud BLAM!
The hunter comes back on the phone. "OK, now what?"
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 24, 2022 at 06:44 PM
They thought he ws judt playing possum?
Posted by: Prihensal Tayle | January 24, 2022 at 07:15 PM
To be honest, Uncle never was the life of the party even in his glory years.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 25, 2022 at 11:42 AM