THIS WAS IN FLORIDA, SO HIS STORY CHECKS OUT
Drug Suspect Claimed Bag Of Syringes Was "For Fishing," Police Report
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Drug Suspect Claimed Bag Of Syringes Was "For Fishing," Police Report
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Injecting your fish with fentanyl gives a whole new meaning to 'Fish Fry Friday'
Posted by: YoungDub | January 27, 2022 at 01:20 PM
Throw in some square grouper and a bale of Mary-J you've got the Florida Man version of a fisherman's platter.
Posted by: cfjk | January 27, 2022 at 01:28 PM
Next on River Monsters:
Jeremy Wade uses various Bass Pro Shop lures made from hypodermic needles to catch the elusive "DUH I'm Wasted Fish". Also, Jeremy assembles a tent He bought on sale at the store.
Posted by: man tom | January 27, 2022 at 01:29 PM
Juicing the fish before you catch them seems a bit unsportsmanlike.
Posted by: LeDud | January 27, 2022 at 02:25 PM
@LeDud, you made me snort a little hot cocoa instead of swallowing it when I read your comment. I should know better than that and follow the advice of "swallow alert."
Posted by: MOTW | January 27, 2022 at 02:32 PM
For Needlefish?
Posted by: Ralph | January 27, 2022 at 03:19 PM
In that case, sir...
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 27, 2022 at 03:30 PM
Back in the day when I was working in mental hospitals this dude would have made an interesting intake eval.
The one I think the best, however, was for the State Police. They brought in a distraught man who had run off the road and crashed his car to avoid, "A 6 ft. flying chipmunk crossing the road."
He was coherent, a professor at CSU and tests showed no alcohol or drugs in his system. I had nothing to do with the disposition of the case and thought no more about it until a week later when I read some kids had rigged a line running from one side of a canyon to the other and had a big chipmunk doll to send across to scare drivers. This time they made the mistake of sending the squirrel across in front of a police car.
I'm sure there was a relieved professor in Boulder, Colorado.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 27, 2022 at 06:52 PM
This could just be a misunderstanding,
what if he really said "PHISHING":
noun
The act of sending email that falsely claims to be from a legitimate organization. This is usually combined with a threat or request for information: for example, that an account will close, a balance is due, or information is missing from an account. The email will ask the recipient to supply confidential information, such as bank account details, PINs or passwords; these details are then used by the owners of the website to conduct fraud.
The act of circumventing security with an alias.
Posted by: guy | January 28, 2022 at 07:56 AM
He lost all his arrows while bowfishing, and needed to improvise.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 28, 2022 at 10:46 AM