THIS IS WHY WE HAVE THE DEATH PENALTY
Alabama man accused of keeping meth-fed ‘attack squirrel’ faces new charges
(Thanks to Rick Day)
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January 26, 2022
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The real problem with squirrels using meth is they leave their discarded empty Bic lighters all over the place.
Posted by: man tom | January 26, 2022 at 10:01 AM
If even there was a case for justifying torture, this is it.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 26, 2022 at 10:20 AM
As if squirrels weren't enough of a problem already, it appears we will now have squirrel meth cookers and cartels to endure along with gangs of drugged up tree rats. I keep telling people that exploding peanuts is the answer. But do they listen? Oh no!
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 26, 2022 at 10:42 AM
Just what we need. A squirrel hooked on meth.
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Steverino | January 26, 2022 at 10:55 AM
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Posted by: MOTW | January 26, 2022 at 12:15 PM
In his defense, at least he didn't get the squirrel hooked on steroids, cuz if you think a squirrel on meth is bad you don't want to see a squirrel eith 'roid rage.
Posted by: Boris Badenov | January 26, 2022 at 12:33 PM
The squirrel should be easy to find. It will be the one in the park ignoring the nuts and asking for a fix.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 26, 2022 at 12:55 PM