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The Guy's girlfriend's verbal reaction sounded like she was demanding sex or like she was dying a slow death after being bitten by the thing, you be the judge.
Posted by: man tom | January 29, 2022 at 09:51 AM
Just how DOES one toilet train a monitor lizard?
Posted by: K. Jong-un | January 29, 2022 at 11:00 AM
Geeze people, the monitor lizard was just another tryout for being another Geico Insurance lizard. The three gecko doubles they tested were all immediately eaten by 'whatever.'
It's hoped the monitor lizards will make insurance offers you can't refuse.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 29, 2022 at 11:14 AM
That's not the proper way to snake a toilet.
Posted by: John D. Monitor | January 29, 2022 at 12:02 PM
@ - K. Jong-un
I believe the "full immersion method" is required.
Posted by: Guy | January 29, 2022 at 12:11 PM
At least it's not a Merrimack (think Civil War) lizard.
Posted by: Steverino | January 29, 2022 at 12:27 PM
My brother used to have a pet iguana (don't ask me why) that used to sit on his computer display.
He called it his monitor lizard.
Posted by: Steverino | January 29, 2022 at 12:29 PM
That's a small one. Water Monitors can grow over 6 feet long, which makes navigating toilet traps difficult.
Posted by: Ralph | January 29, 2022 at 01:35 PM
@Guy: By "full immersion" do you mean swirly? Which is how I learned English but it takes forever to get the water out of one's ears, which often times makes you late for class.
Posted by: K. Jong-un | January 30, 2022 at 05:28 AM