THIS IS ANARCHY, PEOPLE
U.S. Federal Government Deregulates French Dressing
(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Michael Moyer)
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January 13, 2022
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Clearly Racist. What about Italian? Ranch? Thousand Island?
Is Mayonnaise next?
Time to contact the Honey Mustard Lobby.
Posted by: Jennifer Leigh Hansen | January 13, 2022 at 09:34 AM
The streets outside all the French embassies will now be littered with lettuce.
Posted by: cfjk | January 13, 2022 at 09:36 AM
It's about time. Now if the Government would ban kale, it would be dawning of a new day.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 13, 2022 at 09:53 AM
Since French dressing cannot be banned, will the French go naked?
Posted by: Steverino | January 13, 2022 at 10:00 AM
Great news! These could indeed be our salad days.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 13, 2022 at 10:25 AM
Buy cases of the stuff made under the old rules. When the cheap knockoffs arrive, you can sell the real thing for a fortune.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 13, 2022 at 10:33 AM
French dressing is a topic for fashion magazines. I did not know that US government regulates this.
Posted by: Loco | January 13, 2022 at 10:43 AM
We have a 'Association for Dressings and Sauces'?
Posted by: guy | January 13, 2022 at 10:58 AM
My compliments to the
chefchemist.Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 13, 2022 at 11:41 AM
I thought that 'French Dressing' is what happens when you 'mix' ketchup and ranch dressing.
Posted by: Name withheld to protect you | January 13, 2022 at 12:20 PM
@guy - my thought exactly
Posted by: MOTW | January 13, 2022 at 12:45 PM
One man's sauce is another man's marinade.
Posted by: Frenchy Q. Barbie | January 13, 2022 at 12:52 PM
ripleysparrow I like the way you think.
I think their next action should be to ban the sale and display of Green Goddess Dressing because it's awful!
Posted by: nursecindy | January 13, 2022 at 02:17 PM
As a proud American, I look forward to the innovations mass market food producers will come up with. As Tom Lehrer observed some 60 years ago, "It amazing what they do with plastic nowadays".
Posted by: Evil Mr M | January 13, 2022 at 06:14 PM