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January 10, 2022


Elephant wanders into hotel lobby through the front door

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Whatever Babar wants, Babar gets.

Be glad you're not the maid changing his sheets.

Do you need a bellhop to help you with your trunk, sir?

In his defense, he thought it was a bar.

Of course, it walked through the front door. That's where the bar is and its handler need more "An elephant walked into a bar," jokes for his comedy act.

And the receptionist asks:
-Why the long nose?

... and the elephant says:" Ivory much wanted to get here in time for happy hour but that bunch clowns at the circus where I work lost the keys to the damn VW Bug."

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