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January 04, 2022

THEY'RE PLANNING SOMETHING, AND IT DEFINITELY INVOLVES THE SQUIRRELS

ELON MUSK’S STARLINK INTERNET DISHES ARE ATTRACTING CATS

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I recall a time when the rumors were rampant that it was very likely one could find cat on the serving dishes of the local Chinese eateries.

Let's get Sir David Attenborough to investigate!

Starlink, star sink, first star that makes me think
I wish I may, within my sight, see a cat of colour white

And the Grammy goes to...MOTW!

Good morning class. Our science project this morning is to explain the following statement about kitty cats interfering with Starlink Internet dishes.

"But there may be no avoiding the cute feline infestation as long as the dishes are not in use."

If I saw those animals sitting my satellite dish ruining my internet connection, there would be a catastrophe.

"What's that noise on the satellite transmission?"

"If I didn't know better, I'd say it's...purring."

The reptile conversion software download goes faster if you sit closer to the antenna.

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