THEY'RE PLANNING SOMETHING, AND IT DEFINITELY INVOLVES THE SQUIRRELS
ELON MUSK’S STARLINK INTERNET DISHES ARE ATTRACTING CATS
(Thanks to Ralph)
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I recall a time when the rumors were rampant that it was very likely one could find cat on the serving dishes of the local Chinese eateries.
Posted by: Kat Ferral | January 04, 2022 at 04:22 PM
Let's get Sir David Attenborough to investigate!
Starlink, star sink, first star that makes me think
I wish I may, within my sight, see a cat of colour white
Posted by: MOTW | January 04, 2022 at 05:13 PM
And the Grammy goes to...MOTW!
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 04, 2022 at 06:33 PM
Good morning class. Our science project this morning is to explain the following statement about kitty cats interfering with Starlink Internet dishes.
"But there may be no avoiding the cute feline infestation as long as the dishes are not in use."
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 04, 2022 at 07:20 PM
If I saw those animals sitting my satellite dish ruining my internet connection, there would be a catastrophe.
Posted by: Steverino | January 04, 2022 at 07:44 PM
"What's that noise on the satellite transmission?"
"If I didn't know better, I'd say it's...purring."
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 04, 2022 at 07:45 PM
The reptile conversion software download goes faster if you sit closer to the antenna.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 05, 2022 at 12:39 PM