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Farmer gives cows VR headsets to reduce anxiety and increase milk production
(Thanks to Ron T, Le Petomane and Barry Nester)
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Day in, day out, all the farmer thinks is how he can turn me into a cash cow, milking me for everything I've got. I'm udderly fed up and thinking about mooving.
Posted by: Bossie | January 10, 2022 at 09:35 AM
But does it make it easier for them to play Red Dead Redemption without thumbs?
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 10, 2022 at 10:02 AM
Since they can't tip cows anymore, I wonder if pranksters will swap out the meadow software for Call of Duty.
Posted by: Evil Mr M | January 10, 2022 at 10:04 AM
" a simulation of a summer field. "
Which pill do you take to escape the Mootrix ?
Posted by: Clankie | January 10, 2022 at 10:04 AM
@Evil Mr M They DO tip cows. The cows only want folding money.
Posted by: Steverino | January 10, 2022 at 10:07 AM
If the cows make the farmer feel anxious about the milk production he should consider getting into another line of work.
Posted by: cfjk | January 10, 2022 at 10:08 AM
Cows with guns.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
Posted by: Steverino | January 10, 2022 at 10:08 AM
If those cows learn how to tune those VR headsets to a good rock and roll station, will they give milk shakes?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 10, 2022 at 11:05 AM
They're watching Bull Durham, bovine porn on Cornhub, and listening to The Cowsills.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 10, 2022 at 01:11 PM
I'd wear of VR head set to reduce anxiety, but I draw the line at increased milk production.
Posted by: Steve (The 24 Guy) | January 10, 2022 at 03:44 PM
pharmaross beat me to the Cowsills. Breaking away from the boring classic music agenda, one old timer milk cow requested and was given this tune which can heard in the milk barn over the 'hiss hiss' sound of the electric milking machines each morning and evening.
The best song ever to be milked by.
Posted by: man tom | January 10, 2022 at 04:15 PM
𝅘𝅥𝅮 Tanks .. for the mammories 𝅘𝅥𝅮
Posted by: Bob "Milk 'em if you got 'em" Hope | January 10, 2022 at 05:30 PM
Wanna see my amaizing stalk?
Posted by: pharmer ross | January 10, 2022 at 05:44 PM