« Previous | Main | Next »

January 18, 2022

THERE'S A 'SHORTFALL'

Condom sales limp during pandemic, world's biggest maker says

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

So just how big do they make them that causes the user to start limping?

A limp condom indicates a problem with the supporting member.

Sounds like another possible omicron symptom?

Covid can also cause limp dick syndrome? It's REALLY time for guys everywhere to get that booster shot!

Get my booster injection every night!

A tongue depressor and some duct tape will fix that right up.

It's out of hand. The Pope is considering adding booster baptisms to be fully baptized

These headlines, they write themselves.

They may also be used as hot sauce containers. Not that we recommend that.

Shrinkage!

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise