THERE'S A 'SHORTFALL'
Condom sales limp during pandemic, world's biggest maker says
(Thanks to The Perts)
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So just how big do they make them that causes the user to start limping?
Posted by: cfjk | January 18, 2022 at 09:37 AM
A limp condom indicates a problem with the supporting member.
Posted by: Ruthenium | January 18, 2022 at 09:51 AM
Sounds like another possible omicron symptom?
Posted by: Jiggly Johnson | January 18, 2022 at 10:02 AM
Covid can also cause limp dick syndrome? It's REALLY time for guys everywhere to get that booster shot!
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 18, 2022 at 10:04 AM
Get my booster injection every night!
Posted by: Lucky Pierre | January 18, 2022 at 10:11 AM
A tongue depressor and some duct tape will fix that right up.
Posted by: guy | January 18, 2022 at 10:56 AM
It's out of hand. The Pope is considering adding booster baptisms to be fully baptized
Posted by: man tom | January 18, 2022 at 11:09 AM
These headlines, they write themselves.
Posted by: MOTW | January 18, 2022 at 11:38 AM
They may also be used as hot sauce containers. Not that we recommend that.
Posted by: Condom Industry Association | January 18, 2022 at 12:20 PM
Shrinkage!
Posted by: OldPhil | January 18, 2022 at 02:27 PM