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January 09, 2022

THE RANSOM WILL BE PAID TO THE SQUIRRELS

They bought a blender. Three weeks later, their cats continue to hold it hostage.

(Thanks to GJ, who says “Maybe the cats like margaritas.”)

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POI: For any latke fans in the blog potatoes ground on the "ice cube" setting come out with the perfect texture quick & easy.

TASER?

Just asking for a friend.

Cats and blenders don't mix.

These people don't understand cats. The cats aren't interested in the Vitamix, they are interested in the box. It's easy to get the cat off the box: you pick up the cat by the scruff of it's neck and hold away from you (otherwise, they will call you Claude). Then put the cat in an another room. Do that will all the cats. Then take the Vitamix out of the box and put it on the counter. Then put the box back on the floor, and let the cats have at it.

In fact, ALL cats are interested in boxes. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY

A hyphenated lesbian couple with three cats sounds more like the beginning of a tired joke than an actual news story.

Hey diddle-diddle,
The cat’s on the blender,
The cow jumped over the cream.
A dog would laugh to see such sport,
Soups and smoothies are only a dream.

Wapo cats are holding the article hostage as well.

"Hey, cat! You like birds? It'll be easier for you to catch them if you learn how to fly. Here's your first lesson...."

I liked the names they gave their cats.

Perhaps they've seen the adds for the Bass-O-Matic?

There's a Jimmy Buffet song in here somewhere.

Off topic - Bob Saget died. He was my age.

John S. Just unbelievable. So, so sad.

Make them some frozen shrimp margaritas, and let them keep the box. Seems like a fair ransom.

I already have too many subscriptions. I'm not paying the WaPo to read one article.

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