PAGING GEORGE COSTANZA
A MAN claims his penis has shrunk by an inch-and-a-half due to Covid
(Thanks to Static Joeage)
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Maybe instead of it shrinking the rest of him has just gotten larger so it looks smaller? Do men really measure this? Enquiring minds want to know.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 12, 2022 at 03:38 PM
So he got the Covid in the pool?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 12, 2022 at 03:38 PM
Hey, if it's in The Sun you know it's trustworthy.
Rupert Murdoch wouldn't print it otherwise, right?
I think Covid D@ck opened for Ted Nugent.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 12, 2022 at 03:50 PM
Again, Elaine Benes is not familiar with shrinkage! :-) hehehe.
Posted by: Static Joeage | January 12, 2022 at 03:58 PM
So, just how many times did he get the Covid?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 12, 2022 at 03:59 PM
Did I mention the bisque?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 12, 2022 at 04:07 PM
Well, he MAY have taken IT, OUT, (but really I just wasn't sure).
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 12, 2022 at 04:33 PM
I thought that you would have yaddy-yaddy-yadda'd over THAT!
Posted by: Static Joeage | January 12, 2022 at 04:56 PM
I did mention the bisque.
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 12, 2022 at 05:09 PM
Men first discovered this malady when women they knew started pointing and laughing at the worst possible time.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 12, 2022 at 06:37 PM
This sounds like fodder for the "Covid is a hoax" crowd. The Sun, a Murdock-owned rag, is the only one who published this. Expect to be on Fox News sometime.
Posted by: Steverino | January 12, 2022 at 07:34 PM
OLD SAYING:
AN inch more he would be a king,
an inch less and he's a queen.
Posted by: guy | January 12, 2022 at 08:20 PM
Well, so much for “long Covid.”
Posted by: paulhssj | January 13, 2022 at 12:10 AM
We'll take his word for it.
Posted by: Clankie | January 13, 2022 at 08:34 AM
Be careful what you say or write, blog folks! Assuming that only men have penises (or that everyone with a penis is a man) can get you publicly shamed, shunned, doxxed, or fired these days. I’m sure many of us never thought we would have to re-learn the basics of sex at our age, but there it is.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | January 13, 2022 at 11:10 AM
He just needs the booster.
Posted by: padraig | January 13, 2022 at 12:13 PM
But when his balls swell up to the size of cantaloupes won't it will look even smaller?
Posted by: Elaine Benes | January 13, 2022 at 12:34 PM
@nursecindy, yes, men do measure this, in order to know when it's time to buy the big $65,000 pickup.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 13, 2022 at 12:44 PM
The jokes just write themselves:
-That's what SHE said!
-And he didn't have that much to begin with.
-Worst humblebrag ever.
-But wait, there(used to be) more!
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 13, 2022 at 02:02 PM