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January 15, 2022


A doctor has urged people to not put hot sauce in a used condom to avoid pregnancies.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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You should only put in your chalupa.

" Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon ? "

I prefer a Memphis dry rub.

You never have to worry with pulled pork.

Somehow "Don't worry Dear, I didn't put any hot sauce in the used condom." doesn't sound all that reassuring.

What if you just turn it inside out?

If yuou start dating people who just aren't sponge worthy you should expect this kind of thing to happen.

A friend claims any man who has been chopping up hot peppers and goes to pee without first washing his hands with soap and water, doesn't need a doctor to inform him that handling hot peppers, then touching certain bodily parts is a really, really bad idea.

Sounds like good advice.

I would think that adding some Texas Pete to the inside of a condom before you put it on would be a very effective birth control method. It would sort of give a new meaning to the term "C'mon Baby Light My Fire", iykwim.
Le Petomane, I've had ER patients come in with that problem. It wasn't pretty.

What about a mild sauce, like BBQ? Is this one OK? Or maybe mayo?

What about putting it in an unused condom? OK?

Asking for a friend.

Gee, Cindy, the ER was just one big barrel of fun, wasn't it?

Some guys will do anything to make ladies think they're hot.

Put it in your ears instead. Discourages cockroaches.

I will testify that when eating jalapeno nachos, one should wash the hands both before and after peeing.

I love that he added to not use "any other condiment."

Some people just don't know how to take a condiment.

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