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January 19, 2022

NO WORD ON WHY

CAMPBELL’S RELEASES SOUP SCENTED CANDLES

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Sounds souper.

Not to be outdone Yankee Candle is conducting research on the marketability of candles that taste like canned soup.

I think these will sell better than Gwyneth Paltrow's.

The Campbell's Clam Chowder candle makes me wax nostalgic for a Gwyneth Paltrow candle.

Oscar Mayer's just released bologna face mask. It looks just as ridiculous as it sounds, check for yourself.

It won't be long before the Oscars are just carved out of a can of spam.

Inviting a woman over to your place for dinner and having the table set with flickering clam chowder scented candles gracing the table, along with red plastic disposable bowls ready to be filled with steaming Cambell's clam chowder, a bottle of Thunderbird wine chilling and a Slim Whitman CD softly playing never seems to work.

Sadly enough, I know guys here in Flathead County who have tried this approach to romance.

Possibly more nutritious than the soup.

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