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January 26, 2022


Aliens love the Queen but not Prince Harry or Prince Andrew, UFO expert claims

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)


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So what do they want, an egg in their beer?

Whoa! Check that sidebar item about the whale explosion!

As far as the aliens, I'm sort of surprised they'd favor Liz. Harry and Randy Andy seem more like them than she does.

I’d say “Keep calm and carry on,” though when pelted with blood and guts by an exploding whale, “Keep calm, get a shower, call the experts at the Oregon Highway Department, and carrion.”

I never thought I'd say this but I agree with the aliens.

I would agree with the aliens. Even the Queen doesn't like prince Andrew. Andy was playing poker and he got a Royal flush.

But how do the aliens feel about Pricess Anne?

The Roswell, New Mexico, space aliens claim this is false news. Most aliens are not little green men, there are also little green women. But that species just visits on occasion to stock up on good beer and tequila to take back to their home planet in the Orion System,

On the exploding whale, most advanced civilizations have received great enjoyment from viewing the Oregon Highway Department attempt to blow up a dead whale using dynamite and consider it an Interstellar Classic, it's just too bad the Chinese didn't call the Oregon Highway Department to make a sequel.

So, basically, it comes down to would one rather be drawn & quarterd or just probed, analy, repeatedly regarding Liz or Andrew, respectively. As far as the Aliens go, at least they're always open to requests and creative suggestions.

Rod's whale story link.

Unsuspecting pedestrians and drivers were subjected to a disgusting 50-tonne sperm whale explosion 18 years ago today and were grossly showered in a mix of blood, organs and flesh. The massive dead sperm whale was being towed through the busy streets of Tainan, southwestern Taiwan, when it exploded.

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