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January 23, 2022

MEANWHILE IN FLATHEAD COUNTY

9:38 a.m. A woman at a motel told the housekeepers she was immortal.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Just hang the plastic " Immortal " sign on your doorknob and housekeeping will come back later.

Most likely an auto-correct issue with amoral?

Forever Young

We know this woman well. She's a regular in many of our local bars. She goes by the name of Bubbles and is always spelling 'immortal 'instead of 'immoral' on police reports.

I'd like to propose a tread. Our alley 'Jenna' who walks around in circles picking up rocks, then screams at the top of her lungs as if 'trash badgers' are knawing off her toes. Not just a one time scream. Screams all the down the block. All the while picking up rocks. Or I will personally talk to three out of their minds meth addicts, rehabilitate them through meditation and proven accurate far east acupuncture techniques and arrange a trade straight up for Bubbles. Does Bubbles come with her own shopping cart?

'trade'

10:26 am: I joined a gym a couple weeks ago (New Year's resolution) and I want to call 911 every time I go.

3:44pm: Wait 'til leaf blowing season.

An unreliable source claims the fact the "Immortal" woman named Bubbles was living at the Hotbed Motel was a clue that even the Flathead County cops couldn't miss.

Well, I'm immortal. So far.

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