MAYBE IT’S TIRED
Exactly What It Means If Your Butt Keeps Falling Asleep When You Sit Down
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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January 05, 2022
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WOW! My mom was way ahead of her times. My would tell me to 'get that lazy ass of yours awake and get ready for school!'
Posted by: guy | January 05, 2022 at 08:53 AM
Of course when you’re butt falls asleep during the day, you know it’s gonna be up all night.
Posted by: Jim | January 05, 2022 at 08:54 AM
That's why one should always start the day with an ice-cold coffee in Uranus, if only because the gerbils are probably thirsty.
Posted by: Pluto Plannetta | January 05, 2022 at 09:03 AM
This probably won't happen if you eat one of those North Korean burritos (you'll be getting up a lot).
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 05, 2022 at 09:18 AM
A strong coffee enema is probably a good treatment.
Posted by: Steverino | January 05, 2022 at 09:24 AM
Your butt has been watching The View.
Posted by: Clankie | January 05, 2022 at 10:42 AM
I'm wondering what you would call a specialist that deals with gluteal amnesia.
I know some doctors that would have way too much fun with somebody that would come in to get this treated.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 05, 2022 at 10:53 AM
Do they make CPAPs for your posterior?
Posted by: LeDud | January 05, 2022 at 11:40 AM
An unreliable source claims that if people suffering from gluteal amnesia can't kick the problem on their own, they need to go to a biker bar for a cure.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 05, 2022 at 11:51 AM
Dominique Michelle Astorino
Posted by: man tom | January 05, 2022 at 11:53 AM
If you also smile involuntarily when seated it usually indicates that your facelift needs adjusting.
Posted by: Titus Butts | January 05, 2022 at 03:51 PM
It's not when your butt falls asleep that you need to worry, it's when your butt starts talking.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 05, 2022 at 04:13 PM
Sleeping butt is better than snoring butt.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 05, 2022 at 08:07 PM
Mine never gets a chance to fall asleep because the sound of rushing wind keeps it awake. There’s also the occasional clap of thunder that comes on unexpectedly.
Posted by: Math-Yoda | January 05, 2022 at 08:55 PM