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'Don’t kiss or snuggle your bearded dragon'
(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson, Howard from Broward and GJ)
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What do you expect? They're from Australia.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 14, 2022 at 08:48 AM
I thought that "bearded dragon" was a euphemism for a certain part of the female anatomy.
Posted by: guy | January 14, 2022 at 09:10 AM
So, just sex then?
Posted by: John A. Nonnymus | January 14, 2022 at 09:29 AM
Wasn't planning to.
Posted by: John Baur | January 14, 2022 at 09:52 AM
Right up there with such classics as,
"Don't tug on Superman's cape".
"Don't whiz on the electric fence".
(etc...)
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 14, 2022 at 09:57 AM
I’m guessing there are a few bearded dragons out there that didn’t come with this warning label.
Posted by: Jim | January 14, 2022 at 10:07 AM
The CDC recommends shaving the dragon's beard before hugging and kissing them? Sometimes I wonder just how, and especially why, these "experts" research things like this.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 14, 2022 at 11:30 AM
Is it still OK with a bearded clam?
Posted by: The Real Barry | January 14, 2022 at 12:06 PM
When I had bearded dragons and other reptiles, I always assumed they had salmonella and washed my hands if I handled them. I also did fecal float samples with microscopic examination since they sometimes were infected with roundworms, etc. It was a lot cheaper to do it myself, since a vet visit for the lizard was $75, and reptile vets are scarce.
Beware of dragons. Winter is coming.
Posted by: Ralph | January 14, 2022 at 02:21 PM
Falling iguanas in the forecast for Florida.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 14, 2022 at 02:59 PM
Don't worry, I won't.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 14, 2022 at 03:01 PM
Always refreshing to see that the community is maintaining it's high standards.
Posted by: cfjk | January 14, 2022 at 04:06 PM
This sounds like trans-species sexual harassment. Of course you shouldn't do it.
Posted by: LeDud | January 14, 2022 at 10:58 PM