« Previous | Main | Next »

January 14, 2022

MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCE

'Don’t kiss or snuggle your bearded dragon'

(Thanks to Mr. Ridley Pearson, Howard from Broward and GJ) 

Comments

Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

What do you expect? They're from Australia.

I thought that "bearded dragon" was a euphemism for a certain part of the female anatomy.

So, just sex then?

Wasn't planning to.

Right up there with such classics as,
"Don't tug on Superman's cape".
"Don't whiz on the electric fence".
(etc...)

I’m guessing there are a few bearded dragons out there that didn’t come with this warning label.

The CDC recommends shaving the dragon's beard before hugging and kissing them? Sometimes I wonder just how, and especially why, these "experts" research things like this.

Is it still OK with a bearded clam?

When I had bearded dragons and other reptiles, I always assumed they had salmonella and washed my hands if I handled them. I also did fecal float samples with microscopic examination since they sometimes were infected with roundworms, etc. It was a lot cheaper to do it myself, since a vet visit for the lizard was $75, and reptile vets are scarce.

Beware of dragons. Winter is coming.

Falling iguanas in the forecast for Florida.

Don't worry, I won't.

Always refreshing to see that the community is maintaining it's high standards.

This sounds like trans-species sexual harassment. Of course you shouldn't do it.

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Working...
Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.

Working...

Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

-
 
Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise