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January 12, 2022

LOOKING FOR A TOTALLY NON-CREEPY GIFT THAT COSTS $3,599.53?

Look no further.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

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Wouldn't you know my budget is only $3,499.99. How much is the shipping?

I think this is a "breakup" gift.
If I was in a relationship and my significant other gave me this as a present, we'd break up

If you give this to someone make sure to include a gift receipt so they can return it.

I prefer the artist's chupacabra.

A bargain at any price. The perfect gift for that loved one with Lyme disease.

The Roswell, New Mexico, space aliens say for that price they will teleport the real deal into the basement of your choice under a no refund or return policy.

They also claimed they had recently teleported a moose into some anonymous customers basement to bite someone's sister.

The longer those aliens hang around earth, the weirder they seem to be getting.

If there were two of them, it would be poly-ticks.

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