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What can you expect from an almond milk drinker?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 30, 2022 at 09:57 AM
One shudders to think what out-of-stock item would cause someone to set all the toilet paper on fire.
And remember: It's called "almond milk" because nobody can say "nut juice" with a straight face.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 30, 2022 at 10:01 AM
I like to put almond milk on my walnut flakes.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 30, 2022 at 10:10 AM
Hopefully, the quicker lock-him-upper will have no trouble finding him, and soon his own nuts will be put the squeeze on.
Posted by: cfjk | January 30, 2022 at 10:14 AM
More proof the Squirrel Army Psychologic warfare division is succeeding.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 30, 2022 at 11:10 AM
It was a rational expression of anger. You can't very well set fire to almond milk, even in cartons.
Posted by: Peter M. | January 30, 2022 at 11:23 AM
Nut Milking EXPOSED
Posted by: pharmaross | January 30, 2022 at 11:52 AM
Does this idiot not realize how hard it's been to find large rolls of the Select a Size Bounty Paper Towels during the past year? I won't even get into what I think about people who drink Almond Milk.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 30, 2022 at 11:53 AM
I'm shocked, shocked, shocked I tell you.
Surprised this didn't happen in Florida.
Posted by: Steverino | January 30, 2022 at 12:58 PM
I will have to check with Rod Nunely, but I believe possession or consumption of almond milk is a hanging offense in West Texas.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 30, 2022 at 05:41 PM
OK, I'm stumped. How in the heck do you go about milking an almond?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | January 30, 2022 at 05:43 PM
Loud guffaw @Flathead County Frank
Posted by: Mad Hatter | January 30, 2022 at 07:08 PM
Wondering; when the next nut job enters the Walmart and finds they don't have any paper towels will they dump all of the almond milk on the floor? Then the nut job after that feels they have no choice but to pour all of the corn flakes out. Where will it end?
Posted by: Marc | January 30, 2022 at 09:02 PM
@FCF, with a very small stool.
But not as small as the one you need for milking rice.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | January 31, 2022 at 02:41 PM