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January 19, 2022

IF HE IS, HE’LL RECEIVE A FLORIDA DRIVER’S LICENSE

DNA testing to decide whether 'world's largest spud' nicknamed 'Doug' is a potato

(Thanks to Ralph, and John Lobert, who says “But will we know the father?”)

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DNA testing will reveal that Spud is indeed the father who apparently had a one night stand with one Juicy Watermelon, so technically a spudmelon.

We're going to need more sour cream.

Could be Michael Moore.

This spud's for you.

Kiwi Doug was a potato!
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
But he helped me to drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine .. or vodka .. whatever

If I ever dug up a big spud wearing a hat, the last thing I would do is advertise the fact I have gone completely bonkers.

I knew Doug when he "identified" as a yam.

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