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January 09, 2022

HE’LL WANT THE SEAT-COVER OPTION

Police say 42-year-old Horace L. Samuels went to the business to get his vehicle appraised and test drive a new one. Authorities say during the interaction, Samuels went to his vehicle and came back inside the business completely naked.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

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Maybe CARMAX should consider reinventing itself.

Bonus comment/question: I am assuming Cher has stopped attempting to reinvent herself as well as putting into actions exciting plans for another Farewell Tour this year?

It's probably just a cultural misunderstanding for in many parts of the world that's how they test drive the camels.

I know many people at least FEEL naked after dealing with a car dealership.

So he wanted to test the back seat?

A "test drive" in summer with leather seats will take care of that.

This is why I never go to Carmax. I usually have pretty good luck doing this at the Toyota place here in my town.

I'm reminded of David Sedaris' account of visiting a nudist colony. Everybody walked around naked but they all carried little towels with them. I'll leave the rest to y'all.

I'm shocked!

There's someone born only 42 years ago who's named Horace?

This is the most unusual attempt to use the old HWP (Harvey Wienstein Ploy) I've seen, so far,

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