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January 19, 2022

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Probation For Man Who Violated Stuffed Unicorn, "Frozen" Doll Inside Target Store

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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They were asking for it.

Rag Doll

The two little stuffed dolls look so sad in the pictures. I hope they're getting counseling.

Won't getting the vaxxx kill two birds with one stone?

If he didn't like the movie, he could have just complained to Disney.

Hey, that Olaf is pretty hot. Or so I hear.

I'm guessing he's been rejected by women. Its their fault.

This young man has a promising future in the home inspection industry!

Cody Meader -->
Romeo Caddy
Moody cadre
Creamy dodo
A comedy rod
Maced yo rod
My rodeo cad

admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal
Oh, is that what you call it? Ew.

Hopefully the settlement in the stuffed animals be kept behind the glass of locked display cases, since they are the gateway "drugs" to becoming a furry.

Meanwhile Walmart issued this statement: Due to the extremely cold weather this week, all Walmart customers are being asked to wear two pair of pajamas.

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Let him go
Let him go

One of the oddest (and rare) of psychiatric disorders is objectophillia, or romantic love of inanimate objects. This has been used in some TV shows such as Boston Legal where a woman hires the law firm to stop the removal of an electric power transformer in the alley behind her home because she was in love with it and wanted to marry it.

Recently, a man was denied a marriage certificate to marry his computer. There are many strange things to be found on Planet Earth.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality

I’m certain Stuffed Unicorn Violation took the stage during day 3 of the Us Festival.

So he was arrested for stuffing the unicorn?

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