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Probation For Man Who Violated Stuffed Unicorn, "Frozen" Doll Inside Target Store
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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They were asking for it.
Posted by: Clankie | January 19, 2022 at 10:30 AM
Rag Doll
Posted by: pharmaross | January 19, 2022 at 10:33 AM
The two little stuffed dolls look so sad in the pictures. I hope they're getting counseling.
Posted by: Steve B. | January 19, 2022 at 10:47 AM
Won't getting the vaxxx kill two birds with one stone?
Posted by: Limpy Schlonge | January 19, 2022 at 10:51 AM
If he didn't like the movie, he could have just complained to Disney.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 19, 2022 at 11:44 AM
Hey, that Olaf is pretty hot. Or so I hear.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | January 19, 2022 at 11:45 AM
I'm guessing he's been rejected by women. Its their fault.
Posted by: LeDud | January 19, 2022 at 11:54 AM
This young man has a promising future in the home inspection industry!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 19, 2022 at 12:17 PM
Cody Meader -->
Romeo Caddy
Moody cadre
Creamy dodo
A comedy rod
Maced yo rod
My rodeo cad
admitted that he had ‘nutted’ on the Olaf stuffed animal
Oh, is that what you call it? Ew.
Posted by: MOTW | January 19, 2022 at 12:24 PM
Hopefully the settlement in the stuffed animals be kept behind the glass of locked display cases, since they are the gateway "drugs" to becoming a furry.
Posted by: Guy Nutteng | January 19, 2022 at 12:37 PM
Meanwhile Walmart issued this statement: Due to the extremely cold weather this week, all Walmart customers are being asked to wear two pair of pajamas.
Posted by: man tom | January 19, 2022 at 01:13 PM
🎵
Let him go
Let him go
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | January 19, 2022 at 05:39 PM
One of the oddest (and rare) of psychiatric disorders is objectophillia, or romantic love of inanimate objects. This has been used in some TV shows such as Boston Legal where a woman hires the law firm to stop the removal of an electric power transformer in the alley behind her home because she was in love with it and wanted to marry it.
Recently, a man was denied a marriage certificate to marry his computer. There are many strange things to be found on Planet Earth.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 19, 2022 at 06:38 PM
I’m certain Stuffed Unicorn Violation took the stage during day 3 of the Us Festival.
Posted by: 655321 | January 20, 2022 at 11:36 AM
So he was arrested for stuffing the unicorn?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | January 20, 2022 at 05:44 PM