EVEN IF IT’S ARTIFICIAL?
You could always eat your Christmas tree
(Thanks to ImNotDave)
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...or you could buy a goat.
Posted by: cfjk | January 04, 2022 at 09:19 AM
If you ate an artificial Christmas tree, you would be consuming empty calories. So, Christmas tree equals Cheez-Its.
Posted by: Ed. | January 04, 2022 at 09:19 AM
I’m sure most of us miss having Euell Gibbons munching with us toward the back of the geezer bus.
Posted by: Jim | January 04, 2022 at 09:24 AM
Perhaps with a garland made from popcorn and a tree skirt made of jerky?
Posted by: the ghost of Euel Theophilus Gibbons | January 04, 2022 at 09:26 AM
Reminds me of the the story of the termite that walks into a bar and asks "Is the bartender?"
Posted by: Steverino | January 04, 2022 at 09:27 AM
Is this like the episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger ate a Jeep?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 04, 2022 at 09:53 AM
Veganism Now!
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 04, 2022 at 10:03 AM
One way to make eating a fake tree more palatable - use artificial sweetener
Posted by: JG | January 04, 2022 at 10:07 AM
JG: If your artificial tree is small & droopy can one add Viagra to the water reservoir in the base?
Posted by: George C. | January 04, 2022 at 10:17 AM
This stupid trend started years ago in Beaverton, Oregon. Also, the popular T-shirt logo: "Save a tree--Eat a beaver." started here.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 04, 2022 at 10:50 AM
LePet & rs: Lettuce not forget the difference between pussy & parsley.
Posted by: cfjk | January 04, 2022 at 10:56 AM
Euell Gibbons would be proud.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | January 04, 2022 at 04:04 PM
But remember:. Euell Gibbons died of stomach cancer.
Posted by: A Cranky Curmudgeon | January 05, 2022 at 07:26 AM
Lest we say he may have been barking up the wrong tree?
Posted by: Yew R. Hooyeet | January 05, 2022 at 07:44 AM