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January 04, 2022

EVEN IF IT’S ARTIFICIAL?

You could always eat your Christmas tree

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

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...or you could buy a goat.

If you ate an artificial Christmas tree, you would be consuming empty calories. So, Christmas tree equals Cheez-Its.

I’m sure most of us miss having Euell Gibbons munching with us toward the back of the geezer bus.

Perhaps with a garland made from popcorn and a tree skirt made of jerky?

Reminds me of the the story of the termite that walks into a bar and asks "Is the bartender?"

Is this like the episode of M*A*S*H where Klinger ate a Jeep?

Veganism Now!

One way to make eating a fake tree more palatable - use artificial sweetener

JG: If your artificial tree is small & droopy can one add Viagra to the water reservoir in the base?

This stupid trend started years ago in Beaverton, Oregon. Also, the popular T-shirt logo: "Save a tree--Eat a beaver." started here.

LePet & rs: Lettuce not forget the difference between pussy & parsley.

Euell Gibbons would be proud.

But remember:. Euell Gibbons died of stomach cancer.

Lest we say he may have been barking up the wrong tree?

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