CSI: EUGENE

Eugene police said officers responded to reports of a man with an adult diaper on his head walking along the median on Beltline near Delta Highway and River Road at about 12:30 p.m. Friday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[cfjk]

In his defense, at least he didn't shit in his hat, as SO many suggested.

[Steverino]

What was he wearing on the rest of his body?

[Oren Othinatale]

Steverino: Chanel #5?

[Rod Nunley]

Hmm...Eugene. Home of the University of Oregon. Where "Animal House" was filmed. I think that explains it.

[MOTW]

"When officers made contact with the man, they were able to quickly resolve the situation, police said."

One wonders how.

[Daniel]

Fashion trendsetters show up in Oregon regularly. It is just another feature of this great state.

[Le Petomane]

Some states such as Oregon have made wearing adult diaper
Headgear a requirement for shitheads.

[Ralph]

Practicing with PPE for the next pandemic — the 2022 elections.

[Gustav A. Honkentooter]

MOTW:

"Hey, do you mind taking the diaper off your head?"

"Wha?... Yeah, Okay."

[nursecindy]

So the police were called out to arrest Baby New Year?

[Jeff Meyerson]

I wonder if any Raising Arizona fan told him, "Son, you've got a panty/diaper on your head."

Or, perhaps a fan of Animal House told him a la Dean Wormer, "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son "

[Lucky Jack]

Probably used the other end to respond to questions.