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January 25, 2022

CSI: BLEACHFIELD

At some point in the preceding hours Mr Ross had male genitals drawn on his face which enabled police to quickly track him down from a description of the culprits.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

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CLASSIFIED:
Man with male sex organ tattoo on face looking for 'partner' with similar female sex organ tattoo.

We have been dealing with dickheads a long while. Now we can add dickfaces to the list.

@Le Pet - did you notice that "defence solicitor Dick Sandeman is representing accused vandal Jamie Ogg."

Are we certain that the drawing was of male genitalia, and not one of those: "Kilroy was here" thingys?

In his defense, he'll only have one 18th Birthday, hell, in fact he may not even make it to his 19th, given his track record.

For the record, the suspect Mr. Ross is NOT a relative.

Rejected Barney Miller plotline.

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