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January 11, 2022


Planning a trip to Florida this winter? Be careful when you're outside

(Thanks to Barry Nester)


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Nope. You have a better chance at being shot.

I've often wondered why there weren't more Florida Man types involved in the business of selling firewood, this must explain that.

And the most deadly creature to your health, Ron DeSantis.

This is great news! Now you don't have to travel half way around the world to enjoy the the wonders of Australia.

So you're saying Florida is the Australia of the US?

Plus, if you put your car in neutral, it might actually roll up a hill.

@MikeM inMD:

As a native Floridian, I've been saying that for years. I'm surprised the article didn't mention the monkeys that can carry a fatal strain of herpes.

@Corey - pro tip: don't have sex with monkeys. I've learned the hard way.

You mean unprotected sex, right?

The tourism board is trying to lure people in while the outdoor columnists are running them off. Then you have scary outlaws like Burl Ives living in the Everglades.

Q.) So what did we from the blog today class? A.)Sex with monkey, bad. Sex with dolphin, good.

Florida: Training ground for those planning a vacation in Australia.

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