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January 31, 2022

AUSTRALIAN WEATHER FORECAST:

Sunny with a chance of cicada pee.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Are thes the once in every 17 years cicadas? If so, that's a really long time to hold a pee.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Better than iguanas falling on your head.

I suppose.

My outdoor loveseat cushions were soaking wet after a garden party. I thought it was Poppie's fault.

Maybe it was cicadas.

cicada pee keeps falling on my head
and my eyes are turning red
cicada pees not for me
cause I'm never going to stop the pee by complaining
it won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me
I'll soon be feeling free
cicada pee won't be bothering me
I'm heading for a bar and spend the day
being cicada pee free

It's probably toxic.

^5 @Le Petomane (Also, you beat me to it!)

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