ATTENTION, DETROIT LIONS FANS:
Trophy drought: A cow must be sacrificed to reverse the bad luck on Black Stars – Prophet
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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January 24, 2022
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Nothing like good barbecue with a game. And, of course, beer.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 24, 2022 at 05:41 PM
The cow sacrifice came from Pastor McDonalds holy teachings.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 24, 2022 at 06:59 PM
Also it can't hurt to tap a keg to help quench the thirst of the Devil.
Posted by: Datol Blak Magik | January 24, 2022 at 07:25 PM
Maybe they should scarify the Prophet?
Posted by: Qaz | January 24, 2022 at 10:12 PM
Damn autocorrect - I meant SACRIFY.
Posted by: Qaz | January 24, 2022 at 10:14 PM
First you want to make sure Dan Snyder doesn't own the team. Otherwise you can sacrifice the whole herd and it won't help.
Posted by: Ghost of Jack Kent Cooke | January 25, 2022 at 02:55 PM
For the Detroit Lions, whose last NFL Championship was in 1957, (and who have never made a modern era Super Bowl appearance), it would take a Blue Whale sacrifice to lift their post-season curse.
Congrats to Matthew Stafford and good luck in his quest to lead the Rams to Super Bowl LVI.
Posted by: pharmaross | January 25, 2022 at 04:57 PM