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January 24, 2022

ATTENTION, DETROIT LIONS FANS:

Trophy drought: A cow must be sacrificed to reverse the bad luck on Black Stars – Prophet

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Nothing like good barbecue with a game. And, of course, beer.

The cow sacrifice came from Pastor McDonalds holy teachings.

Also it can't hurt to tap a keg to help quench the thirst of the Devil.

Maybe they should scarify the Prophet?

Damn autocorrect - I meant SACRIFY.

First you want to make sure Dan Snyder doesn't own the team. Otherwise you can sacrifice the whole herd and it won't help.

For the Detroit Lions, whose last NFL Championship was in 1957, (and who have never made a modern era Super Bowl appearance), it would take a Blue Whale sacrifice to lift their post-season curse.

Congrats to Matthew Stafford and good luck in his quest to lead the Rams to Super Bowl LVI.

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