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January 20, 2022


Man stole $8,000 guitar from store by stuffing it down his pants, police say

(Thanks to B&C)


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This guy was the masterpants of the heist.

BTW years ago ventured to Guitar Center in Hollywood with my buddy who couldn't get over Billy's hand prints left in concrete near the entrance. Billy's slide was embedded into the concrete along with his hand prints. I'm certain someone has stole it by now.

Witnesses reported hearing him play the riff to "Beat It" as he left the store.

Mic drop to Dave. \(^.^)/

Do these pants this guitar make my butt look big?

He claimed that all he had in his pants was his G-string.

Some people will do anything to be a member of The Rock Bottom Remainders.

The reason almost nobody noticed was his buddy was trying the same stunt with a drum set.

Good thing they put that clear and useful photograph in the story otherwise I might never have believed it.

Did the shop owner wrong him in some way? Because a man with a guitar down his pants has an axe to grind.

He heard it had a truss rod.

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