A SURGEON GOT HIGH AND SAID, ‘HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA!’
Cocaine was the secret ingredient in pig-to-human heart transplant
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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January 28, 2022
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Things go better with Coc(aine)
Posted by: Guy | January 28, 2022 at 10:10 AM
So who got to ride the white horse, the patient, the pig or the doc?
Posted by: cfjk | January 28, 2022 at 10:28 AM
@cfjk- my guess is "Yes"
Posted by: markhh | January 28, 2022 at 10:35 AM
The patient reported how much he enjoyed the entire procedure.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | January 28, 2022 at 10:48 AM
This shouldn't come as surprise news. Sherlock Homes used cocaine to help him solve unsolvable mysteries, even though he had to use a 4% solution to handle Dr. Moriety.
Of course, in his day you could legally buy cocaine even in hardware stores. I suppose we shouldn't ask the pig heart doctor where he got the cocaine for this experiment or if the rest of the pig was tasty.
Posted by: Le Petomane | January 28, 2022 at 10:58 AM
Think of the bacon.
Posted by: Miss Piggy | January 28, 2022 at 11:02 AM
I heard the guy is going to fence his yard as soon as he's feeling up to it.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | January 28, 2022 at 11:13 AM
O'er the ham parts...
Posted by: Ralph | January 28, 2022 at 11:42 AM
The good news is the transplant worked! The bad news is he got fired from his job because he failed a drug test.
Posted by: nursecindy | January 28, 2022 at 12:52 PM
Speaking of secret ingrediensts, I've seen people cook bacon in the oven after coating it with a white powder, but I always thought it was flour.
Posted by: Col. Ken Tucky | January 28, 2022 at 01:17 PM
I hope the guy that got the pig heart wasn't Jewish or Moslem.
Posted by: Steverino | January 28, 2022 at 01:32 PM
@Steverino - now there's a thought. I think kosher is for edibles. ..
Dave, can you provide enlightenment on the subject?
Posted by: MOTW | January 28, 2022 at 01:36 PM
When the guy leaves the hospital, will he go "weee, weee, weee!" all the way home?
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | January 28, 2022 at 02:15 PM
He's now asking for piña coladas.
Posted by: Ralph | January 28, 2022 at 02:51 PM
🎶 You won't die when pigs fly 'cause they're high.....
COCAINE !! 🎶
Posted by: Slim Chance | January 28, 2022 at 10:04 PM