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January 27, 2022

THIS WAS IN FLORIDA, SO HIS STORY CHECKS OUT

Drug Suspect Claimed Bag Of Syringes Was "For Fishing," Police Report

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT WAS A FAKE DINOSAUR, OF COURSE, BUT IT HAD A REAL FLORIDA DRIVER'S LICENSE

T-Rex stuns drivers on Interstate 4

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE HAZARDS OF BRONCO BUSTING

Unfortunately our strict policy prohibits us from reporting on the hazards of bronco busting.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING

Hi, This would be the last time I contact.

WHAT’S THAT SMELL?

TV Weatherman Appears To Fart On Air

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says “Sounds like a partially occluded front is passing through the area.”) 

THESE ARE MESSAGES CONCERNING YOUR CAR WARRANTY

Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes remains a mystery

(Thanks to B&C)

MAKES SENSE

New scientific paper claims octopuses are actually aliens from outer space

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

MOON THE MOON

The moon appears larger when it’s near the horizon, but you can defeat this illusion by bending over and viewing it between your legs.

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

DO NOT MESS WITH THEM

Lion loses a TESTICLE after lionesses attack him for trying to steal their food

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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