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January 24, 2022

KENTUCKY TRAFFIC REPORT

A Limo With A Trunk-Mounted Stripper Pole Crashed Into A Creek

No doubt en route to Florida.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

ATTENTION, DETROIT LIONS FANS:

Trophy drought: A cow must be sacrificed to reverse the bad luck on Black Stars – Prophet

(Thanks to pharmaross)

UPDATE

Nephew who took uncle's corpse to post office for pension 'didn't know he was dead'

Totally plausible.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w

IF IT WAS 'COPACABANA,' WE'D UNDERSTAND

Man divorces wife in record time after her song choice at their wedding sparks family row

(Thanks to John Lobert)

WARREN

The great Warren Zevon would have turned 75 today. He played many times with the Rock Bottom Remainders, possibly because he learned so much about music from me and Steve King.

Dave Steve Warren Zevon

THAT SHOULD FIX HIS CREDIT RATING

Man Sets Bank Branch on Fire After Being Denied Loan

(Thanks to Ralph)

WONDER WHY

Is Old Music Killing New Music?

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and pharmaross)

HARD PASS

...it’s time to meet Rémy Vicarini who likes to make tiny helmets for his cat.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

 
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