Dave Barry's Blog

THEY KILL WITH A SMILE

Hamas accuses Israel of deploying ‘killer Zionist dolphins’ near Gaza

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says “I saw KZD open for The Who.”)

THIS IS ANARCHY, PEOPLE

U.S. Federal Government Deregulates French Dressing

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Michael Moyer)

WE SAW D.P.M. OPEN FOR E.L.O.

Minnesota border agents seize disease-prone bushmeat from African nation

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEND HIM ETC.

A fat, naked man describing sexual acts and cursing, Zoom bombed a Templeton Area Advisory Group meeting Tuesday evening as members critically critiqued City Boy Farms, a proposed cannabis grow.

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

AND THEY DIED HAPPY

Just 17 Britons have died from cardiac arrests while having sex over the past three decades, study reveals

(Thanks to Roberto)