Dave Barry's Blog

WE THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME

Mountain Dew with alcohol is coming to shelves

(Thanks to Dorkfish)

IN THEIR DEFENSE, THEY WERE HOT ON THE TRAIL OF A SNORLAX

‘Pokémon Go’ Caused Two LAPD Officers To Ignore A Robbery In Progress

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Barry Nester)

THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS TIP YOUR BADGER

A badger has led archaeologists to a hoard of more than 200 Roman coins that had been hidden in a cave in Spain for centuries.

(Thanks to The Perts)

BRAVE MAN

A Canadian politician is being mocked and criticized after sharing a photo of his first-responder wife shoveling snow after her 12-hour shift at the hospital.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Roberto)

WHICH EXPLAINS WHY THEY SEEM SO HAPPY

Dolphins Have a Fully Functional Clitoris, Study Finds

(Thanks to vee and ImNotDave)

Related: Desert Beetles Rely on Oral Sex for Successful Mating

(Thanks to Catherine)

IT’S OK, BECAUSE HE ALREADY HAS A FLORIDA LICENSE

When Glenn woke up, he refused to roll down the window and tried to honk the horn. He also did not obey commands to put the truck in park. He opened the beer and attempted to drink it.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

BECAUSE CHANCES ARE A CAR WILL HIT YOU

Planning a trip to Florida this winter? Be careful when you're outside

(Thanks to Barry Nester)