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January 09, 2022

THE RANSOM WILL BE PAID TO THE SQUIRRELS

They bought a blender. Three weeks later, their cats continue to hold it hostage.

(Thanks to GJ, who says “Maybe the cats like margaritas.”)

HE’LL WANT THE SEAT-COVER OPTION

Police say 42-year-old Horace L. Samuels went to the business to get his vehicle appraised and test drive a new one. Authorities say during the interaction, Samuels went to his vehicle and came back inside the business completely naked.

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

A LITTLE LATE

Turkmenistan's leader orders closure of the 'Gates of hell'

(Thanks to B&C)

HUNGRY?

This will cure that.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

HEY, IT WORKED OUT FOR PISA

Leaning San Francisco skyscraper is tilting 3 inches per year as engineers rush to implement fix

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

 
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