Dave Barry's Blog

‘IS THERE A PROBLEM, OFFICER?’

Mobile Police say they pulled over 60-year-old Michael McClellan Tuesday after an officer saw him dragging a set of stadium bleachers behind his car.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CRIMINAL MASTERMIND OF THE WEEK SO FAR

We don’t know where to start.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

Dead soccer player in coffin 'scores' goal to delight of Chilean fans

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘PLAYS GUITAR AND USED TO RUN DISCOS…’

Britain's postal service, the Royal Mail, was able to work out who an unaddressed letter was meant for when the sender included only the recipient's first name, postcode, and "life story."

(Thanks to The Perts)

WE MIGHT AS WELL SET FIRE TO THE SO-CALLED 'BILL OF RIGHTS'

Man arrested for DWI with lit BBQ pit in truck, Texas constable says

(Thanks to Dorkfish and Stan Ruth, who says “Don’t drink and grill. While driving.”)