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January 07, 2022

HE USED HER BUCKET WITHOUT HER CONSENT

Woman granted bail for biting fisherman’s penis

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says, apparently without shame, that "the fisherman was reeling in pain.")

EW

Hairstylist Jawed Habib booked after video of him ‘spitting’ on woman goes viral

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

TIME FOR A BENEFIT CONCERT

Canadian influencers who partied maskless on a plane are stranded in Mexico because airlines won't fly them home

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

SIDNEY POITIER

Sidney Poitier has died. In addition to being a great actor, he was a good guy. I say this based on my one encounter with him, a million years ago in the Sixties, when he was the most famous resident of Pleasantville, NY., where I attended high school. I lived in the nearby town of Armonk and was dating a girl who lived in Pleasantville. One night, late, I was walking home from my girlfriend's house -- this was roughly a five-mile walk -- and a car stopped next to me, and Sidney Poitier (!) asked me if I needed a ride. So I got in, and he drove me all the way to Armonk, which was out of his way. I wish I could recall what, if anything, we talked about, but I can't. I mainly recall thinking I'M SITTING NEXT TO SIDNEY POITIER!!!

I'm sure I thanked him for the ride. But I will again: Thank you, Mr. Poitier.   

WE BLAME GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE

People Have Been Having Less Sex—whether They’re Teenagers or 40-Somethings

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANCEL THAT TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD

Tiny East Lansing museum has more than 1,000 moist towelettes

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

“A bird has shat on Reilly Opelka’s hat, and he’s struggling to find another one that doesn’t have logos that are too big,” tennis writer Ben Rothenberg tweeted.

(Thanks to Roberto)

 
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