Dave Barry's Blog

CREEPING FACISM ALERT

Sausage fans were taken by surprise after Tesco deemed one of its pork products only suitable for adults over the age of 18 to purchase.

Name We Are Not Making Fun Of: “Fufu Fang”

(Thanks to Ralph)

WE’RE POSTING THIS SO PEOPLE WILL STOP SENDING IT IN

90 Day Fiance star who made £38,000 a week selling farts in a jar hospitalised: ‘I thought it was a stroke’

(Thanks to many people. TOO many people.)

‘ACCIDENTALLY’

Family cat accidentally donated to thrift store with old recliner

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

AND IN SPORTS

A Tennessee state representative was ejected from a high school boys basketball game for trying to pull down an official’s pants Tuesday night.

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says “Send him to Washington.”)