Dave Barry's Blog

THIS CHECKS OUT

I photographed a ‘bulbous-headed naked alien’ as the creature ran past my hunting camera in a notorious UFO hotspot

(Thanks to John Lobert)

Perhaps some day we will develop some kind of device that can take clear, sharp images.

AFTER ‘ALLEGEDLY SHOOTING A MAN IN THE BUTTOCKS AT A FLORIDA HOTEL’

Pooh Shiesty Pleads Guilty to Firearms Conspiracy

(Thanks to pharmaross)

MAYBE IT’S TIRED

Exactly What It Means If Your Butt Keeps Falling Asleep When You Sit Down

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THEY ARE SOLD ONLY IN PAIRS

A pregnant employee was kicked in the stomach after a drive-thru customer at a Long John Silver’s in Indiana became “irate” upon being told that the restaurant would not sell a single hush puppy, according to a police report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SEEMS LEGIT

North Korea is claiming that Kim Jong-il invented the burrito

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)