Dave Barry's Blog

THEY GAVE THE LION *BACK?*

A report was received by the Ministry of Interior about a lion wandering on the roads in Sabahiya area which sparked panic. The environmental police went to the place along with the owner of the lion who happens to be a girl and along with the girl’s father (Kuwaiti citizen) and with those who raised the lion were able to recapture and hand it over to the owners.

(Thanks to Ralph)

THEY'RE PLANNING SOMETHING, AND IT DEFINITELY INVOLVES THE SQUIRRELS

ELON MUSK’S STARLINK INTERNET DISHES ARE ATTRACTING CATS

(Thanks to Ralph)

NEVER LET THE CACTUS SENSE YOUR FEAR

Sir David Attenborough stabbed by ‘dangerous’ cactus while filming new BBC series The Green Planet

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

THEY ALWAYS HEAD STRAIGHT FOR FLORIDA

Goldfish are trained to 'DRIVE' a robotic tank by swimming in a certain direction to show they can navigate on land as well as in the water

(Thanks to The Perts and Ralph)

SILVER LINING

French burn fewer cars on New Year's Eve due to pandemic

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

CSI: EUGENE

Eugene police said officers responded to reports of a man with an adult diaper on his head walking along the median on Beltline near Delta Highway and River Road at about 12:30 p.m. Friday.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

EVEN IF IT’S ARTIFICIAL?

You could always eat your Christmas tree

(Thanks to ImNotDave)